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How To Get Along With Ryan
How To Get Along With Ryan
- Never ask him "So what does red look like to you?"
- He doesn't want to play baseball / basketball / volleyball. And yes, he's sure.
- He IS smiling.
- He weighs less than you - so don't coerce him into drinking contests.
- Watching Fight Club again is a perfectly acceptable way to spend an evening.
- Don't bring up John Woo films unless you have lots of free time.
- He probably can't fix it, but he's sure as hell going to try.
- He heard you the first time.
- His way is better than your way.
- REM is NOT a better band than Pink Floyd.
- Don't put trash in his recycle bin, and don't put recyclables in his trash can.
- He doesn't want to join your cult.
- Don't hit on his daughter.
- "Because" is not an answer.
- Don't chew holes in his hallway carpeting. I'm looking at YOU, Mara!
- Get rid of that lame personalized license plate.
- The word "nuclear" is pronounced New-Kle-Ur, not Noo-kyuh-lur. Listen to yourself!
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